Taco Bell is going to start selling a ‘Jalapeno Noir’ wine across Canada this week
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From wedding chapels to onesies, Taco Bell has branded some of the most experimental venues and items of all the fast-food joints, and to be honest, we have supported them in everything they’ve done. Seriously guys, we stan TB, think hot sauce bouquets are the future, and credit their chalupa for giving us a new lease on life… but the upcoming Taco Bell Jalapeno Noir Wine is a hard “diablos no” from us, dawg – this is where we draw the line.
To be clear this is not because we think it’ll taste bad – it is wine after all. We just think they need to shift their focus back to NOT closing every freaking location within driving distance from us, ya know?
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The luxurious Toasted Cheesy Chalupa’s about to meet its bougie best bud. Bonjour, Jalapeño Noir. Available 09/16/2020 on https://t.co/qogDEKPnL8. #WineAndToastedCheesy pic.twitter.com/Vq5JV7MYIA
— Taco Bell Canada (@TacoBellCanada) September 14, 2020
With notes of wild strawberry, cherry and beetroot, this limited-edition dark red is best paired with their toasted cheesy chalupa, and despite us not wanted to admit it, it actually sounds kind of incredible.
From coast to coast, this sweet rouge will retail at $19 and is considered a ‘collector’s item’ with 3 different labels that fans of the franchise can collect and cherish for as long as they live. Heck, maybe as long as their family name lives! Pass it down, fam!
Also, for those who seek bragging rights like Taco Bell seeks relevance, their newest crack at it it will only be available here in Canada- which we guess is pretty cool.
If you’re interested in purchasing a single bottle (or all three) of the Taco Bell Jalapeno Noir Wine, you can check out their website here on Wednesday when it’s officially released.
Oh, what a day that will be.
