Reactions to a man’s sliced bagels break the internet
Picture a bagel. Ok, now picture it sliced. Now, we want you to brace yourselves because the following images are graphic in nature. Sliced bagels have entered the food game, and people aren’t too happy. In case you missed it, some absolutely insane dude introduced the world to St. Louis style bagels via Twitter, and we’re only just now writing about it because the nightmares have finally stopped.
Today I introduced my coworkers to the St Louis secret of ordering bagels bread sliced. It was a hit! pic.twitter.com/XNGbljtpYz
— Alek Krautmann (@AlekKrautmann) March 26, 2019
We don’t care if it’s a marketing ploy or an attention grab. Some things are so heinous that no matter your intent, it will be overshadowed by the weight of what you’ve done. Let’s take a peek at a couple of the other ‘St. Louis style’ foods that have popped up in the aftermath.
nothing reminds me more of the summer than a st louis style hot dog pic.twitter.com/i43OCNCjrr — Trey Smith (@SlimiHendrix) March 27, 2019
Today I introduced my coworkers to the St Louis PBJ pic.twitter.com/yEkBusJx6G
— Haver (@HaverOfOpinions) March 27, 2019
Even better, both NY Senator Chuck Schumer and even the NY Chief of Detectives publicly denounced it.
Thank you for reporting this crime, but we only serve New York City, where this would NEVER happen. https://t.co/dNCyX56svk — Chief Dermot F. Shea (@NYPDDetectives) March 27, 2019
On behalf of the New York Delegation:
St. Louis, fuhgeddaboudit. https://t.co/zGvFRfBfJ0
— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) March 27, 2019
We need a spokesperson from St. Louis to provide the city’s official stance on this, and soon. If America can’t figure out their politics, then they better at least be a united front on bagels.
