5 of the weirdest things happening in Calgary this week
Calgary, you never cease to amaze us. This week brings us a strange cast of characters, but hey, they’re keeping themselves paid! From your pelvic floor to cuddling, the weirdest things happening in Calgary this week do no disappoint.
Here are 5 of the weirdest things happening in Calgary this week.
PELVIC FLEX
Peeing when you sneeze is no way to live your life. Your pelvic floor should have the strength of an army! Learn to exercise it during this helpful, intimate 2-hour how-to.
When: Tuesday, March 3rd
Where: TBA – register for details
Time: 7 pm – 9 pm
Cost: $67+
MARNIE AND FRIENDS… FROM BEYOND
Heaven has visiting hours and Marnie is the only one that can sign you in. Chat up your great, great, great ancestors through symbols and signs that only this pro spirit guide can see. It’ll only cost you $200+.
When: Friday, March 6th
Where: Register for address
Time: 7 pm – 8:30 pm
Cost: $230+
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ART, SPIRITS AND CONSPIRACY
Buy and sell your local art… but then also heal internal wounds with a bowl, meet psychics and discuss conspiracy theories with like-minded individuals. Was the moon landing a hoax? Is Obama a lizard? Let’s discuss this over coffee and tea.
When: Saturday, March 7th
Time: 1 pm – 8 pm
Where: Message organizers privately for address
Cost: Free to attend
CUDDLE PARTY
We all deserve a little lovin’. Truly feel held during this event in this platonic celebration of affection and kindness. Each cuddle puddle event begins with an introduction and a workshop on boundaries, then the evening moves into a full-on freestyle group cozy sesh.
When: Sunday, March 8th
Where: 1727 14th Avenue SW, Calgary
Time: 6:30 pm – 10 pm
Cost: $20
THE BALLAD OF SHAKASAURAUS FUNDRAISER
We need Brian to build a 14-foot animatronic shark dinosaur puppet for his film “The Ballad of Sharkasaurus.” Do we know him personally? Nope. Do we know what the film is about? Not even sort of, but we’ll be there. Grab a beer, drop some cash, listen to some live music and then go home and sleep well knowing you did something noble. The world needs more animatronic shark dinosaur puppets.
When: Sunday, March 8th
Where: 1516 10 Ave SW, Calgary
Time: 5 pm – 10 pm
Cost: Free to attend
There you have it. The 5 weirdest things happening in Calgary this week. We’re learning to really love this side of you, Calgary. Promise us you’ll never change.
