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5 of the weirdest things happening in Calgary this week

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Happy Tuesday, friends! This time around, after a worldwide web search high and low, we found for you the creme de la creme of the weirdest things happning in Calgary. Be warned, the following events might give you shivers, question society, re-watch a gut-wrenching classic and even question your own abilities. It’s going to be a wild ride!

Here are 5 of the weirdest things happening in Calgary this week.

FISHtival

Who in the heck doesn’t love a fish party! Play fish games like pin the fin on the fish, feed fish, and learn how to fish for fish! This event will really have everything and everything in the interest of the common fish lover.

When: Saturday, February 15th
Where: 1440 17A Street SE, Calgary
Time: 10 am – 4 pm
Cost: $5

CARING FOR YOUR PARROT… WHEN YOU NO LONGER CAN

There comes a time in many parrot owner’s lives when they just can’t care for their parrot anymore, apparently. When that time comes, thanks to this workshop you’ll be ready. Shout out to the movie Paulie for making this event actually get us all up in our feelings. We hope anyone who hasn’t seen it is really enjoying this for what it should be. Weird. The rest of us would appreciate our privacy at this time… You don’t just get over a movie like this. It’s only been 20 years. Let us grieve!

When: Tuesday, February 12th
Where: 16 Harlow Ave NW, Calgary
Time: 6:30 pm – 8:30 pm
Cost: Free

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DEVELOP YOUR SIXTH SENSE

Talk to Tupac, Mel Gibson and even future you for the low price of $50! At this event, you’ll learn how to talk to dead people and communicate with your future self. Apparently, all you have to do is practice. Huh. Well, we didn’t realize it was that easy, but now that we read the event invite, it’s all just so obvious. Thanks, Judy.

When: Sunday, February 16th
Where: 2219 35 Avenue NE, Calgary
Time: 3 pm – 5 pm
Cost: $50

RISQUE WORKSHOP

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much they… perform blood rituals? Listen folks, to really capture the essence of this event in a single paragraph we would probably have to use some colourful language. Language that would most likely get us into trouble, but we couldn’t in good conscience leave it off this list. When it really comes down to it, it’s all about self-exploration anyways, so instead, we’ll leave it to you to put two and two together. This is the internet. I you want answers, you can find answers (in the link above),

When: Saturday, February 15th
Where: 3828 MacLeod Trl SE, Calgary
Time: 5 pm
Cost: $80+

VALENTINE’S CUDDLE PARTY

We all deserve a little lovin’ this Valentine’s. Truly feel held during this event in celebration of love, affection and kindness. This is your chance to really embrace the holiday. Hah.

When: Sunday, February 16th
Where: 1727 14th Avenue SW, Calgary
Time: 7 pm – 10 pm
Cost: $35+

There you have it! Stay weird, folks. We’ll be back next soon for more of the weirdest things happening in Calgary!