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5 of the weirdest things happening in Calgary this week

Via University of Wyoming

It’s going to be an educational week, folks. Need to impress someone on your first date? Gunning for that promotion at work? Meeting your girlfriend’s parents? Well, you’re in luck, because there’s honestly a seminar, class or information session about everything these days. Here are 5 of the weirdest things happening in Calgary this week that coincidentally might also have you flexing that cerebrum of yours.

FLEX THAT PELVIC FLOOR

Peeing when you sneeze is no way to live your life. Your pelvic floor should have the strength of an army! Learn to exercise it during this helpful, intimate 2-hour how-to.

When: Tuesday, January 28th
Where: TBA – register for details
Time: 7 pm – 9 pm
Cost: $67+

NEW MOON PARTY

Hang out in a room of strangers and be guided through this month’s astrological theme. This event will explore life through visualization and sharing. We’re not sure what this month’s theme is, but we’re (fairly) sure it’ll set us up for success.

When: Wednesday, January 29th
Where: 325 – 6 Ave NE, Calgary
Time: 7 pm – 9 pm
Cost: $5

ALL ABOUT BEES

“BEES?! NOT THE BEES!” – Nicholas Cage. He was wrong. Yes to bees, all the bees. We love bees. Learn about our tiny furry pals just because during this $30 info sesh. “But could we just Google everything we want to know about bees for free?” Definitely not, don’t be silly. Go to the seminar.

When: Wednesday, January 29th
Where: 455 – 12 Street NW Calgary
Time: 6 pm – 7:30 pm
Cost: $30

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GROOMING: FOR MEN

Know someone who smells? Well, get them to cancel their plans this Thursday. Your pals at Soaps and More are here to help that special someone smell less. Would this make the perfect Valentine’s gift? Absolutely. Nothing says I “love you” like paraben and silicone free suds. Trust us.

When: Thursday, January 30th
Where: Soaps and More – 3830 – 7th Street SE, Calgary
Time: 6 pm – 8 pm
Cost: $75+

STAGE COMBAT FOR KIDS

Teach your kid to fight other kids with a stick, as if they don’t already do that during recess. Don’t worry, there’s no way anyone will lose an eye in the aftermath of a class like this. Not a chance.

When: Friday, January 31st
Where: 325 -1721 29 Ave SW, Calgary
Time: 9 am – 4 pm
Cost: $55

Dope. We can’t wait to drop some #soapfacts on some unsuspecting Tinder match. Stay strange, friends! We’ll be back next week for more of the weirdest things happening in Calgary!